Funniest hookup stories
I'm laughing and trying to figure out what to do, and she's looking for the handle, trying to flush the stereo.
25 Awkward/Embarrassing/Weird Hookup Stories Revealed.
Once we were back on campus, the guy invited me back to his friend's house for a party. Everybody woke up and we went into the bathroom and there was fucking water all over the place.
But it was completely normal at the time. The Biosphere is a terrarium out in the middle of the desert whose atmosphere is supposed to recreate Earth's.
I looked in a mirror on my way out and had a legit hand print on my face. There are the occasional times after cons when we go out, get totally wasted and, uh… yeah. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of funny hookup stories.
I guess we'll get some paper towels. It had leaked downstairs into the basement.
Turns out one of them used to be a stripper and now they are both state troopers! I feel like it would be hard to break a toilet if you were sober. Some of these stories will make you laugh, others will give you immense feelings of second hand embarrassment.
Was the person who caught you in costume? All of my exes and people I knew were all cool with it, but they were sitting in the living room. Yeah, not a chance. Uhh… He wasn't, like, homeless homeless — he had a buskers license, so he was a professional public funny hookup stories.
A few months go by and a rumor was spread about me hooking up with this guy Tim. I have not been so lucky.
Mark, 31, New York Do you have any favorite hook-up stories? You were disappointed that you didn't get to go to Biosphere? Last weekend I hooked up in the woods with a random chick with a glass eye.