Online dating rituals of the american male matt and jason Ep 3: Matt & Jason

Online dating rituals of the american male matt and jason

Thus is life for this week's courageous online daters, Jason and Matt.

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He's been on over online dates across the country because he's always traveling for his job, and nothing's worked out so far. Erika spent a lot of the date explaining a few of her past romantic foibles read: I don't even like his face. Though a lot of things look great speed dating sbg Jason on paperthe problem is he thinks life should be exactly like a romantic comedy, and he's looking for a 90's Pamela Anderson-esque leading lady.

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Bless Candis' pink-shimmer-lipstick heart, she really pulled out all the stops—a giant push-up bra, lots of touching, and an invite to her jacuzzi probably both literally and figuratively. Another day, another date.

While Matt's in L.

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Who he met was a year-old mother of six in a bodycon dress and an '80s perm. Next up, Jason met Emily at a dog park for a little hoola hooping, dog watching, and casual discussion about auras and other things you read on Yogi tea bags.

Lauren showed up early to meet Matt while he was still on his date with Joanne, and Lauren still agreed to a drink with him. Let's start with year-old director Jason.

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He also loves to pick up his dates in limos—all red flags in this recapper's opinion. That's the kind of thing that only happens—wait for it—in a movie. On the other hand, Matt, a year-old insurance entrepreneur, is looking for any girl, literally any girlthat will just agree to go home with him. You May Also Like The date was stellar, and it ended with the perfect Hollywood kiss.

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Then, Jason went on the most terrifying date of all time. It seemed like it could have been his first home run of the episode until he realized that she reminded him of his sister.

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Skip to main content. Meanwhile, Jason agreed to a drink with "Erikarose," an expert in vocal fry and oyster shooters.

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Emily is from Massachusetts, but she's not "totally sure if she's from this planet, if you want to get real technical. Judging by her profile pictures, Jason thought he was meeting a year-old sassy blonde lady named Candis.

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But Karma won out in the end — Matt still woke up alone. Luckily, Jason made it out physically unscathed, but likely mentally scarred for life.

But back to Matt.