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I looked at him quizzically, and he said, "You weird dating stories to change your pad before you go to bed — you could get TSS [toxic shock syndrome].

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Then he asked me if 'Autumn wanted to go back to Eric's place now' to which I replied, 'I'll have to ask her and get back to you. He had loads of swords and machetes on the wall and decided to hold one to my throat to show me how incredibly strong they were.

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I don't drink, at all. This guy sent me this message on Tinder: And I'm ready to go home. We watched a movie, he tried to get handsy and got visibly aroused although I didn't reciprocate.


So I try the usual: He then said, "Send me more or I'll send that picture of the boobs to outlander characters dating you know! I get over there and there's about 50 people I've never seen before on his lawn.

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Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share. He told me he had 40 other muppets at home and that since I'd told him that I also loved the Muppets?!

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Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since. So I go to check out his profile, and am smacked in the face by his photo. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets From Women email. By the time I pulled out of the parking garage, I had a text message.

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I then received a barrage of text messages, each more vulgar than the last. She wanted to see what I looked like and have him confront me and break it offbut he wouldn't go up to my door. He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video.

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I immediately "hide" his profile and forget about him until July, when I "viewed" his profile to see what would happen. I met a guy on Plenty of Fish. While at the weird dating stories, I mentioned that at some point I needed to go to a store and buy some beer see reason above.

He couldn't comprehend why I declined. I can't do this,' and left me there. Best of the Web. He put chopsticks in his mouth and pretended to be a mammoth. I'm glad she was honest about them though. So I check this guy and he seems really nice, but he has a kid, which is on my list of deal-breakers.

Share On copy Share On copy. He went to hearse meet-ups and everything. I was disgusted, obviously, and just completely shocked that this guy would come at me with such racist bullshit within 5 minutes of meeting. Later on in the movie, he put his hand back on my leg but his fingers moved to my inner thigh.

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I took a roundabout way of getting home and ran a few red lights but managed to lose her. That fact made me very sad. She never mentioned that prior to our meeting.